- This event has passed.
Comedy at The Capitol with Anthony “Never Tony” Poponi
Doors 7pm | Show: 7:30pm
Headlining comic Anthony Poponi is the founder of Focus on the 40 and Humore.us Productions and is a standup comedian, international professional speaker author and an expert in human happiness. Anthony’s comedic journey began as a youth (yout) born in New Jersey to his current day home of Bend, Oregon. As you’ll learn there’s plenty of humor (and happiness, mostly humor) in Anthony’s acts of “adulting”, the act of being an adult. And when it comes to acting like an adult Anthony deserves an Emmy. Come learn about his latest “fitness adjacent lifestyle brand” called Grossfit and his patented slogan “All Burps, No Burpees.” Grossfit will leave you sweating, but from meat sweats, not actual activity.
Che Sordoni is under a witness protection program fictitious name. His real name is Johnny Dangerously and before that it was Michael Corleone. And yes, he is Italian but he’s the kindest and sweetest and has very soft hands and deep pools for eyes.
Cole Pensinger is super-hot and Anthony has a man crush on him but wants to keep it a secret, so don’t tell Cole. Cole is also a very funny comedian, but again, very hot.
